black-geek-supremacy:

jehovahhthickness:

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Disappearing

lilyshilo:

autisticangus:

good news! there IS a fanfic about this!

spoopling:

plush-size-cutie:

leterriblechild:

Cinematic parallels

micaxiii:

glumshoe:

gtfomyufo:

glumshoe:

Large blueberries, or just a really tiny hand?

me too

oh

ohh dear

youjustgotlawyered:

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

memecollege:

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me: